Looking for a cock :)

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

[ShyBoy]

hehe

chuckleworthy

[Mad Mac]

.thats a good un!

Originally Posted by DEANO MAC

.thats a good un!

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
blood-curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's just someone
having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.

"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what's happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."

''You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and
sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes
for that!"

[stargalaxy]

Er... yep.

[Mad Mac]

Originally Posted by nihilisticmadman

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
blood-curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's just someone
having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.

"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what's happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."

''You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and
sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes
for that!"

[my name]

funny ones

[mystifymysoul]

at the first one.

Originally Posted by stargalaxy

So, nihilistic madman, (aka, the pub comedian) what's with all the mundane threads? Isn't it odd that anyone else who put up this many threads would be flamed to high heaven?

lighten up!

[Jamie L]

Husband and I both enjoyed those. teehee

J

[Mad Mac]

Originally Posted by mystifymysoul

at the first one.



lighten up!

he can't........he spends too much time in the p&d room,it has dissolved his sense of humour.he only laughs at leftie jokes!

[bluewisdom]

[stargalaxy]

Originally Posted by DEANO MAC

he can't........he spends too much time in the p&d room,it has dissolved his sense of humour.he only laughs at leftie jokes!

Aaargh!!!

[Mad Mac]

Originally Posted by stargalaxy

Aaargh!!!

oops,er...hello mate!

[stargalaxy]

Originally Posted by DEANO MAC

oops,er...hello mate!

Hello indeed, Mr Mac.