crap joke

[jake0]

a man walks into a fish and chip shop with a salmon under his arms and said to the person behind the counter "do you sell fish cakes?" and the person behind the counter said "no i'm afraid we dont" and the man says "well thats a shame because its his birthday"

ba dum tish

[Randomgirl]

Originally Posted by jake0

a man walks into a fish and chip shop with a salmon under his arms and said to the person behind the counter "do you sell fish cakes?" and the person behind the counter said "no i'm afraid we dont" and the man says "well thats a shame because its his birthday"

ba dum tish

I quite like that joke although I am thinking a bit too much about the details... I mean was the salmon in some type of tank that the man was carrying? Or was it loose? If it was loose and not in water it might die or already actually be dead in which case it wouldn't need a cake because we don't celebrate birthdays of those who have died (except Jesus maybe if you celebrate Christmas) in which case the joke wouldn't make sense.

I feel like Alice in the Victor of Dibley in the bit at the end

[JsT]

Wp Jake

[jake0]

lol ty ¬_¬_¬_¬_¬_¬_¬_¬_¬

[mystifymysoul]

Jakes humour at its very best, obviously.

[jake0]

Originally Posted by mystifymysoul

Jakes humour at its very best, obviously.

as always