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19-03-2004, 11:25 AM
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Humor From The Feminine Point Of View
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--- -- One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,"What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... _______________________ A couple is lying in bed.. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you..." _______________________ "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. _______________________ He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror. ______________________ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor _________________________ A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh.. immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! AND THE BEST ONE YET... A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: * She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. * Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. * Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. * Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. * And her husband is on the back of the milk carton A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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If you cant be good, be good at it  No wonder santa is so jolly, he knows where all the naughty girls live! :P 
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19-03-2004, 11:30 AM
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Re: Humor From The Feminine Point Of View
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Certain things turn ugly when you think too hard And nagging little thoughts change into things you can't turn off Everything you think you know baby Is wrong my life according to me thing
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19-03-2004, 11:59 AM
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I took an air-rifle, shot a magpie to the ground & it died without a sound. Your skin so pale against the fallen Autumn leaves & no-one saw us but the trees. Yeah, the trees, those useless trees produce the air that I am breathing. Yeah, the trees, those useless trees; they never said that you were leaving. The Trees - Pulp Myspace! Facebook!
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19-03-2004, 01:41 PM
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19-03-2004, 06:30 PM
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made me smile.
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My baby boy - Luke - Born 13th august 2005! My baby girl - Keira - Born 30th may 2007! Livejournal
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19-03-2004, 06:47 PM
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teehee, i liked some of those
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'the beauty of the kiss, the reason for its allure, for its strangeness, is that it is at the same time the most innocent and the filthiest form of human contact: the first thing a mother does to her baby, the one thing a prostitute will never do. No subsequent erotic experience ever matches the intensity of the first kiss, so perfect because it sketches for you vast horizons, limitless spaces, endless possibilites. Whatever faliures and flops follow, the kiss is never held responsible. The kiss never promises satisfaction, so it can never disappoint.'
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20-03-2004, 03:50 PM
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lol made me laff
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20-03-2004, 03:51 PM
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Yes, melikes!
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20-03-2004, 03:57 PM
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and I'm sure theres alot we can say about you girls
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20-03-2004, 05:11 PM
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 However. MINE! But yeh, Doctor Lurve, those are very good. It surprises me that you have actually found some sexist poems that aren't against women  But they are VERY funny! Franki x
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what the hell? He always posts jokes about women, so what are you on boy?
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