Consider Yourself A Survivalist ~~?

[Diesel]

You may consider yourself a survivalist if...........
1. Your new girlfriend comes over for the first time and when she walks into the living
room, the first thing that she sees is your CHL regulation Man sized target with 50
holes in the chest area.

2.Your dog has more Emergency Rations than 95% of the U.S. population.

3.Your the first person at the gun range on Dec 26th to check out your new toys. ( and
they know you there by your first name)

4. The local supermarket manager knows to go ahead and open up the back dock doors when he sees you on a shopping trip.

5. Your home furnishings include contemporary "art deco" coffee and end tables by Ozarka, Sparklets and Rain Fresh .

6. Your home and property are more secure and better lit than Fort Knox or Area 51.

7. All the local restaurants know to save you all their 5 gallon buckets on Mondays and Thursdays.

8. None of your vehicles have electronic ignition or pollution control.

9.You know exactly what the term TSHTF stands for

10. The neighborhood association makes an appointment before dropping off the monthly newsletter.

11.You know the tail numbers of all the Helicopters in your area.

12.Your local city government hold an election in which only 14% of the population
shows up, and your surprised that the turnout is so good.

13.The magazines on your art deco coffee table include American Survival Guide,
Guns and Ammo, Soldier of Fortune, American Rifleman, Shotgun News and 4-Wheeler.

14. The books on your end tables include Brigade Quartermasters , Majors Surplus,
Paladin Press, CBR decontamination and TEOTWAWKI.

15. You welcome a "mild" El Nino storm because you know its going to fill your
cistern.

16.The power fails in your local movie theater and you pull your mini mag from your
belt and show yourself the way out.

17. You use your Gerber Tool to cut your steak at a fine dining establishment.

18. Your knife collection has its own footlocker.

19.When people ask about all those colorful maps on your walls, you tell them that you are planning a "Fishing Expedition".

20.You have the need to rent a Backhoe for a week WITHOUT the driver , but with a post hole digger attachment.

21.You can not only recognize the sound of a Generator from 4 blocks away but you also know the brand, horsepower and the kilowatts per hour that it is putting out.

22.You have to kill a snake in your front yard, but them you skin it and eat it.

23. You open your freezer to stock some deer meat, but you have to remove all the
batteries first.

24.You stock up on Kerosene and Firewood in 102 degree summer heat.

25.Your "homeschooled" children score in the 99 percentile on their SAT's.

26.You don't look at your wife as fat. You just think of her as carrying her survival
supplies internally.

27.Your "to-do" list includes changing the
batteries on the seismic ground sensors surrounding your home.

28.Your shopping list includes numbered items
like .22, .308.

29.Your shopping list includes body armor.

30.Your scanner includes the frequencies of every law enforcement agency within 100 miles, including the ones that don't officially exist.

31.Those maps on your wall have every bridge
marked in red, with an alternate path marked around it.

32.If your personal add includes the words "Send picture of guns and bunker"...........

33.If the paper boy throws the paper into the barbwire for the heck of it.

34.If you have ever asked your mother for two pieces of ID to make shure she was not a fed.

35.If you refer to ASG as "that liberial rag".

36.If you have a keybob that says "What Would John Wayne Do?"

37.Your fence posts double as range markers.

38.The shutters on your windows are 1/2" plate steel.

39.The shutters have firing ports included in the design.

40.You don't know anybody who voted for Clinton.

41. Your idea of a family vacation involves some REALLY remote place and a Kabar and 50 foot of para cord.

42. Your family vehicle is not only 4 wheel drive, but has more spare parts in it than the average Auto Zone.

43. You are more impressed in your childs range scores than his Spanish scores from school.

44. Your children think that tearing down weapons blindfolded is more fun than video games.

45. Your idea of the stock market is the million rounds of ammo you have in the bunker.

46. You not only have recipies for freeze dried food, but actually have eaten them and enjoyed it.

Diesel

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[Thanatos...AGAIN]

Originally posted by Diesel:
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20.You have the need to rent a Backhoe for a week WITHOUT the driver , but with a post hole digger attachment.</STRONG>

WHAT? <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> No bags of lime? <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

rotflmfao!

[Thanatos jr]

I already have my body armor, do I get bonus points?